E-MAILS

1.
Your son has presented recently a bad attitude in class. He has broken
the History teacher's computer, because he know that this teacher
(Tobarra) gets very angry when his computer doesn't work. You have two
options, the first one, pay the computer. The second one, assist
Miguel Tobarra with free psicologhist therapy.

Give us the reply in 2 days.
With love the economic teacher.

Good morning, first of all.

I regret about what happened but he didn´t tell us anything about it. About the two options, if you're talking seriously, I prefer paying the computer because the 'free phsicologist therapy' is a very personal option and I don't have anything to do or to say about it. It won't happen again and sorry again.

Sincerely, the mother of a student

Hi! I know it won't happen again. Tobarra got suicide because you
didn't help him with therapy and another problem that he had with
other girls.

XXX Luis Llorente ;)

2.

Dear ladies,

This is a message from the police station. We are sorry to inform you that your neighbours have complained about you. They say that you make a lot of noise at night (loud music, laughing, screaming). This is a friendly warning. Please, behave in a more civilized way and let your neighbours sleep at night. Otherwise we'll have to visit you.

Sincerely,
M. R. Smith
Chief of police

Dear M.R. Smith, good morning

I'm sorry for this, the thing was that the other day I celebrated a party with all my family but we didn´t mean to disturb anyone and it was a ocasional situation that doesn't take place really often. You can visit me whenever you want and I'm sorry again.

Sincerely

The ladies

If we visit you you'll be taken to the police station handcuffed. Behave like a civilized citized or face the consequences.

3.

Dear Miss Steve,

After seeing your test, we have observed your blood does not flow as it has to because we have found some coagulation's problems. May I request you to come as soon as possible to avoid future issues.

Until that momment, start a diet free of fats and rich on vegetables.

Do not panic, this is a common problem; if you follow our advices,you will get good soon.

Regards, Doctor Sanja

Dear Doctor Sanja,

Thank you for the information and for the advices that I'll follow as narrowly as I can. Maybe I can come to visit you in the next few days but I don't know exactly when. Actually I don't really understand why I need to follow that specific diet but I'm going to try it.

Thank you again.

Sincerely, Miss Steve

Miss Steve,

You have to follow our recommendations warily because if not it might jeopardise your life riskly. We are glad to keep giving you our advices. Do not be worried about anything.

We keep in contact.

Regards, xoxo

Madison Grace Hospital 

4.

Dear son, I need to tell you that you're in troubles.

Yesterday, our neighbour Joseph called me and your dad to let us know that you've been dating with a truck driver and he's delivering every day a misterious packet. I think it's the time to talk about what's happening.

Get ready, your mom

HI Mum
Yes, I' m meeting with a truck driver, because he gives me the drugs I
need to survive in this stupid world. Live to Heroine and Cocahine!!!!

Smoke weed everyday

Jhony Medrogo

Hi ''Jhony'',

I think that you also need to leave my house. Tomorrow. To be more precise. You are in this stupid world because I gave birth to you so it's my responsability to stop with your adicction. You'll start your sessions of desintocation. 

Good luck and see you soon

Mum